Woken up by drunk A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning...

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A blind man went to a restaurant A blind man went to a restaurant. menu sir? asked the owner. I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork...

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Lucky and his Old Lady A man walks into a bar and the bartender said.... Hey Jake, how about a beer.

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Vladmir Putin Vladmir Putin visits an American Elementary to teach some American students for the day

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Lost an Axe and a Wife A lumberjack was chopping down a tree by a river when he dropped his axe into the water.

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